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A Drum N' Bass duo that anyone can listen to.
Chemical Brothers, Spinning the finest in Titanium Dioxide and Tetrabutyl Pentaerythrityl Hydroxhydrocinnamate.
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The biggest mother fucker..this heartless bastrd...who only knows to look at the dicks of other guys...he gets no respect frm any1.....
This mother fucker forces his mom to give him a blow job...this shameless mother fucker has sex with sabiya..who is the prostetute 4 all the male teachers...
I HATE U BASTARD,U BETTER B CAREFUL b4 i shuv the stick up ur ass.........
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To further escalate your friendship with a male counterpart and become related; in order to do this you must be in the same orifice as your friend at the exact same time . Also know as a train! Chu-Chu Motherfucker. I REPEAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO BECOME KIN.
Bro are you wanna be my blood brother?!
Friend: I thought we already were!
Naw you're my best friend but to be my blood brother we gotta run a train together!
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A pop-rock band of 3 brothers from Wyckoff, NJ that have released 4 studio albums together since 2006. They've captured the hearts and souls of millions of teens across the globe with their boyish good looks and wonderful songwriting skills. As of July 26th, 2009 they are currently on their World Tour. "Jonas Brothers" members are Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas.
Girl 1: Have you heard the new album from the Jonas Brothers?
Girl 2: Oh yeah! My favorite song is World War III.How about you?
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A group of three talented young men from New Jersey who formed a band after the youngest, Nick, was discovered by Columbia Records.
They are immensly popular and are unfortunately hated on by ignorant teenagers who have no lives.
They are one of, if not the only actually talented group of musicians to ever come from Disney. They write their own songs (and the songs of others ie: Demi Lovato and Honor Society), play their own instruments (Nick: drums, guitar, vocals, and piano; Joe: drums, guitar, vocal, tamborine, keytar; Kevin: mandolin, guitar, and vocals), and always sing live (unlike, that Hannah/ Miley girl who uses a body double on stage.)
They are gentlemen and all wear purity rings on their wedding-ring finger. Symbolizing their vow to follow what they believe in and stay sexually pure until marriage. NOT because they are "homos" or "saving themselves for each other" like immature teenage guys like to write here.
They are truley loved by all their fans and deserve all the great opprotunities that are coming their way with their rising popularity.
Idiotic Teenage Guy on Writing on Urban Dictionary: Definition of the Jonas Brothers...Fags, Cock Suckers, etc...
MATURE Teenager reading above comment: WOW. You must be REAAALLY cool.
Girl 1: WOW. Did you hear that the Jonas Brothers are the favorite to win Best New Artist at the Grammy's?
Girl 2: Yeah! They deserve it! They're one of the only band's that truely care about their fans anymore. Plus they're so talented. Did you hear about that charity concert they did last week? They raised a ton of money for the Change For the Children Foundation!
Girl 1: Yeah, they're great guys.
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when a girls cell phone goes off on vibrate you shove the entire cell phone into the girls ass. You then take your cell phone and shove it in her mouth and try and get her to have a conversation with her ass. Also called the unanswered phone call or the ass call. Should be done in little brothers bedroom late at night on top of sleeping (or possibly drugged) sibling.
Nikki's little brother was drugged off the roofies i slipped in his cola so i shoved my nokia 900 up her ass and then took her brothers razr and shoved it down her throat. then i made her talk to her ass. The little brother.
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when your brother eats your ass on any day of the week
dude 1: hey dude, my brother came home high on fentenal and ate my asshole
dude 2; sounds like you got a brother muncher on your hands
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