Camping in the heat with a swamp ass wedgie
Johnโs camping wedgie was so far up his swamp ass that it was painful
Camping in hot weather. So hot that you have swamp ass and your wedgie is stuck and painful
Dang, it was so hot camping that John had a camping wedgie
When you take a couples camping trip to the middle of no where and he proceeds to bind and restrain you. Then you are blindfolded and he calls his mates out from hiding and they proceed to gangbang you. They do not speak, and they choose which hole they want next. This continues until everyone releases in and on you. His mates proceed to silently leave, and then you are unbound. This may repeat each day you are out camping. You are not allowed to inquire who was in the gangbang.
My boyfriend took me Aussie Camping this weekend and I'm still dripping cum.
Or
We went Aussie Camping nine months ago so I don't know who the father is yet.
A beaver named John who like to go camping
Using newbie or noob social settings to hunt and prey upon people too new to know to avoid you.
Kristinne has burned so many bridges she has to spawn camping classes for beginners where no one knows her.
Camp Chavaya is the best camp ever!!
ONLY KIDS CAN SIT ON THE CHAIRS!!
I'm sending my little sister to Camp Chavaya
The coolest summercamp ever. A bunch of ghetto kids from all over Oregon mashed together in the middle of nowhere to make art.
1. Coolest place in the world
2. "Damn, that shit like Camp Caldera!"
3. "He chill like Camp Caldera!"