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A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.
Lilli and Jebediah were walking like slow child snails
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A Stink Child is another term for a fart. Stink Children can be of any smelling brand of fart.
They often ocompany cheetorea
see Cheetorea / poo
Whne He let the Stink Child rip, everyone was apalled and soon nausiated
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A hoe who uses her loose following of religion to get out of sex.
“Wanna go back to my place?”
“Sorry I’m a child of Jesus”
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"when unicorn and cow mate sky god turn purple with joy" -Eaglefoot and Falconbeak 2012
Hello Sweet Corn Child
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Used when a guy is talking about nailing some chick and you want to say that they're a man whore but still be nice about it.
Guy: aw seriously man she is an angel in the daylight but a devil in bed
Girl: you horny man child! *winks and giggles*
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The worst counterpart to any "ur mom gay" situation, this cannot be reversed, no argument to counter this, not even the strongest. This makes every relative of yours hella gay or lgbt, as well as retarded. Not even the most undefeatable "no u"s can make a shield against it , even if your mom said "no homo" that just removed ur mom from this. The fabric of the universe tears apart and an anarchic apocalypse breaks out if these 3 words are said.
Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: ur child pedophile
Guy 1: no u
*fabric of universe tears apart*
Guy 2: Nothing can stop those 3 words, you're dead.
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Either a child cooked for 2 minutes (a meal) or a user 2 min’s child.
“@2 min’s child darling I have done it”
“I’ll take a 2 mins child”
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