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clean it out

procedure to verify that there are no passengers
remaining on a subway train at the terminal stop,
before the train turns around for another run, or
before the train goes to the yard (or gets laid up
on the middle track or on a siding)

phrase gets spoken through the crew intercom
or within earshot of stragglers over the train's
public-address loudspeakers

passengers who either did not hear/understand
the «This is the lasssst stop!» announcement on
the PA get barked at by Motorman/Conductor,
or are roused by the sound of heavy keys banged
on hard plastic or metal bars next to them

passengers who cannot be stirred by noise from
loud keys being smashed/rapped nearby are
extracted from the subway-train car by #TPO

entire sequence must begin and end quickly,
since the trains operate on a tight schedule

PA: «All right, we've got some still on board. Let's
#clean_it_out; CLEAN IT OUT
motorman: *walks to middle of train* «Last stop!»
conductor: *patrols rear half of train* «Last stop!»

by SCAPULAR:24/7 + 5-decadeROSARY April 26, 2020


President Clean

Somebody who has made unproven suggestions, such as injecting disinfectants to cure the Corona Virus.

"And I see the disinfectant. Where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. Is there a way that we can do something similar like that?"

-Donald J. Trump

President Trump, AKA President Clean, has made this dangerous, yet hilarious suggestion during the Corona Virus press briefing on April 23, 2020.

by Superman 2050 September 21, 2020


Dirty House Clean House

This is an Urban Term used on certain cleaning occasions. People typically use the term as gay as it is just to be safe. Dirty House Clean House means "Cleaning that was so Butt Fucking Nasty, Now It's Pink Pussy Clean". DHCH is a term of expressive sarcasm after cleaning.

Dirty House Clean House is a safe word to sarcastically reward yourself the achievement cleaning something so nasty into a cleanly masterpiece.

In respect to DHCH for short. If your around friends that don't mind a Fowl Mouth, just skip the DHCH attitude and say after you clean that shit "Cleaning that was So Butt Fucking Nasty, Now it's Pink Pussy Clean". Hopefully someone claps back and says good job!

Dirty House Clean House can be used in many different ways to be creative and clean. Getting Dirty is pretty gay, but who can argue with clean pink pussy? Money Talks and Bullshit Walks. Keep it Clean!

You know what "Dirty House Clean House" means? It's a safe word that means "Cleaning that was So Butt Fucking Nasty, Now it's Pink Pussy Clean".

by CamilleStarlight August 27, 2023


Freeze cleaning

Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.

The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.

Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.

Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.

Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.

"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."

"I freeze cleaned my jeans."

"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."

by Johnathon_Meyers August 2, 2012


Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?

Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?

Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?

by Drypure September 21, 2024


Clean my rings

You just got doneDJ-ing” someone and you now must wash your hands but want people to know why

I just got done with Madi, now i need to go clean my rings.

by LittleExcursion420 June 29, 2024

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Hey your possay tight possay clean possay fresh!!!
"OMG JIAFEI BADUSSY THANK YOU!!!!😊😍😍😍😍"

HEY MY POSSAY TIGHT POSSAY CLEAN POSSAY FRESH

by ILICKDOGTOES October 2, 2023