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will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 04, 2018


clean clean clean ocd monster

ur ocd monster telling u to clean clean clean. STOP MAKING SUCH A MESS AND CLEAN IT UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ClEaN cLeAn ClEaN Mr manface! It's me, you're clean clean clean ocd monster

by Definitions@123 May 15, 2024


Clean Plate

When you simultaneously thoroughly give a woman a rimjob and pussy eating. It is only known as a clean plate if she is satisfied.

Oh jeez Sandra is really mad I forgot our anniversary! She’s definitely gonna make me give her a clean plate!

by Yunkystinky March 23, 2021


vase cleaning

To have intimacy while on your period

My husband help me in vase cleaning last night

by His_fav_ brat January 19, 2024


clean up shop

a cocaine addict who sniffs up the cocaine that drops on the floor in a drug shop so it doesn’t fall into the hands of the police

“Bro wanna hangout?
“Bro I can’t I have to clean up shop”

by yamomhaha April 08, 2022


Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by March 27, 2022


Shit's looking clean

Shit's looking clean
Another way of saying all seems good/ the situation is fine/looks safe/all clear we can proceed with what we intend to accomplish

Lamar and Franklin are two gang members about to make a deal with an opposite gang
They arrive at the designated location go inside since it's a closed building where the deal's gonna take place Lamar Quickly scopes the parameter and says to Franklin "Shit's looking clean" meaning that it looks safe

by Based! April 11, 2022