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When you're poop comes out quickly, but also leaves nothing to wipe.
Porter: Dude how did you finish pooping so fast?
Yeehahn: I had a clean slider man.
When a person (any gender) shoves their full arm into another persons ass and pulls out feces or diarrhea
austin:dude where is andy?
reggie:man i saw that he was getting a michigan cleaning
where you insert your full arm into a womens anus and scoop out all the poop/diarrhea and feed it to them or yourself
austin backus:hey dude where is andy
reggie:he was just giving his girl a michigan cleaning
When a parking lot of a food store is clean of all receipts on the 1st to the 5th of every month, as people with food stamps pick up cash purchased receipts left on the ground and in trash cans to buy food stamp items and return them with receipts they found that were paid by cash.
Look at the WalMart parking lot, that m#$%erf#$%er is stamp clean.
The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.
Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard
Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider
Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey
Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.
*not proven clean talk
A person in the army who has never seen combat; tactician; people sending people below them to die for them
"Hey man, want to go to the movies?"
"Sorry, the clean belt said we're moving out to fight some jihadis"
something you wont have after you have sex
“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom”