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When a woman comes and sprays ejaculate into the open mouth of her partner. She wins when the partner's mouth is so full that he/she must spit or swallow.
"I went down on Kali so well last night, she squirted like a fountain, so I started clown mouthing her like a carnival game. If I had a balloon on top of my head it would have popped."
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A retarded person who doesn't use grammar.
Me: "Hey Xev, you're a bicycle clown."
Xev: "HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
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What old men get when most of their head is bald except some patches of hair on the sides.
Mike is a 70 year old man. He has a little grey hair on the sides but is completely bald up top. Mike has clown hair
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Throwing Paint on a girls vagina and lighting it on fire with a match.
Burn the clown is a crazy act.
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going from a small titty size to bigger than porn star boobs with one surgery and thus looking disproportional to the woman's body.
So my old high school fling who had double A's decided to get a G size boob job. I've never seen bigger clown boobs in my life!
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When the male species interacts foolishly during an intense all-star game of softball, ususally in the minor leagues.
Originated at www.chuckynorris.com for their notorious (and self righteous) acts of holy matrimony.
"Hey Jake!"
"Shut the fuck up, Chuck Norris is pulling a silly clown."
"FUCK ME!"
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Noum; A form of alcoholic beverage that clowns drink before, during and after a performance that give them a glazed, drunk, stupid appearence. However Clown water does not only have to be consumed by clowns. Clown water can also be used as a synonym for any type of plain whiskey, vodka, or ale that is put into a flask, covered in some kind of paper and consumed in public.
Guy 1: Man i can't stand goin to class today.
Guy 2: dude just take some clown water to get you through
Guy 1; O Fuck i forgot! Shit yeah clown water is the SHIZZZY
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