i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come

Louis Tomlinson said this in video diary 4

*What was your most recent dream?* "I had a dream we had a new sixth member for some reason and it ended up being quite horrible and he started a fight with me and i wanted him to go away but none of the boys were helping me" Louis
"but who's name were you shouting repeatedly?" Zayn
"Niall" Louis
"Oh killing meh oh" Zayn
"i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come" Louis
"apparently i was just chilling somewhere else but i'll always save you Louis" Zayn
"he was walking around saying im a Bradford bad boy, yo" Louis
"i dont even say that anymore" Zayn

Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib ?

And the art goes on

"Insert whatever you want in here" : Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib ?"
Franklin : Man fuck you, i'll see you at work

*after that, Franklin will face something that will make him think about the meaning of his life*

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Dear King Philip Come Over For Good Soup

Dear King Philip Come Over For Good Soup or DKPCOFGS stands for Domain Kingdom Phylum Class Order Family Genus Species .

Dear King Philip Come Over For Good Soup

saw that coming like a fat man round the corner

Blatently obvious. If a fat person tries to sneak round a corner they will be seen, as their belly will protrude first and give them away. Hence if something can be seen a mile off, or is really obvious, it can be 'seen coming like a fat man round the corner'

Phil: 'Hey, did you hear Janice was fired?'
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"

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birds of feathers flock together until the cat comes

The phrase birds of feathers flock together is not the full phrase. It means your ‘friends’ fake ones will be friend with you until the cat something bad comes. So choose your friends wisely!

Birds of feathers flock together until the cat comes being defined by prof fucked up my mind.

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First: Where Gracious Professionalism Comes Last

A term used commonly by the FIRST and specifically FLL robotics community referencing the unfair political bias of FLL - that same people who hipcritially perpetrate the concept of 'Gracious Professionalism'.

'P1': Dude, the BAE sponsored team won NH state again.
'P2': First: where gracious professionalism comes last

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too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain

the lack of common sense to be so stupid to be so stupid you are unaware whats happening around you

my ex girlfriend is too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain

my neighbor was out in the thunder storm all day he is too stupid to when to come in out of the rain