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Sharlston Community School

Sharlston Community school, although officially a school for 4 to 11 year olds, the average pupil age is 42. Sadly due to the deprivation in the area, children are held back each year. Those that fair worst are 17th generation Sharlston related to their brothers, mums, sisters, cousins, dad. It's normal to date the next door neighbour who's probably already their first cousin. They will aspire to one day have their own council house and go to pay weekly sofas for a 3 piece suite. Nutrition is poor so children are often clinically obese, the average child is at least 6 stone over the recommend bmi. The school serves meat pie, turkey dinasours and custard every day, the 5 dehydrated peas in the offal pie count as the 5 a day , the head cook Shazza says she's extremely proud of her healthy wholesome menu. The pta often fund raise, selling raffle tickets, to fund the new roof. Sadly the money is paid maintain the teachers wine fund and to pay off ofsted with no benefit to the school. Lessons are not planned, with Chinese nail beauticians paid peanuts to watch the children while the teachers swan off on school trips to Italy without the children.

I go to sharlston Community school

by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023


Community Bitch

A male or female that goes around.

Jake: Hey, have you met Kate yet? I’m really starting to fall for her!
Jesse: Oh no dude, don’t start falling for Kate! She’s a community bitch.

by I’m lesbian April 11, 2020


Kids community collage

A school full of perverted, racist, ableist, spoiled kids. A shitty school over all.

Example: “kids community collage is shit

by Thesillypng February 19, 2024


Capitalist Communism

When a male starts begging his father to develop the love sense lush so that he can get apps developed for free; and from the reinvestment, start doing and selling meth out the corner of a bar by the VLT machines.

Capitalist communism may have happened and made example of how losers need to be made fun of when is comes to DFMR, but it destroyed the capitalism Canada so that we needed to make some more fucking office space and give McDonalds a fucking burger robot.

by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023


O.A.C. Communicators Of The Week

The O.A.C. is known as the Ohio Athletic Conference.

O.A.C. Communicators of the week is a prestigious award that is given to two people who display excellence in all aspects of communication. These recipients show verbal communication and non-verbal communication skills both on and off the playing field. They are role models and beautiful creatures people cannot take their eyes off of, the type of people you want to take home to meet your parents, the type of people who get Nobel Peace Prizes and who find the cure for Cancer. Most respect them, some disrespect them, but jealousy is the sincerest form of flattery.

"Hey did you see Mara and Bre?"
"YAA!! THEY GOT THAT O.A.C. COMMUNICATORS OF THE WEEK FOR 669 WEEKS IN A ROW!!"
"Yea I know, isn't that crazy? Alex and Jill don't have anything on them!"

by I_owned_U October 29, 2009


Community sucker

Someone who gathers people from a community to create his own army when something goes wrong

He is always being so nice to them but it looks so fake.

That is because he is a community sucker, he's only being nice to them so he can get them on his side.

by nahjah March 9, 2024


analpathic communication

Analpathic Communication: Unearthing the Unspoken Symphony of Male Bonding

Analpathic communication, coined to describe a unique interaction, occurs when two adult male friends, having shared a meat-laden camping trip, communicate predominantly through flatulence. This phenomenon, emerging from primal instincts, culinary rituals, and collaborative labor, signifies an unspoken understanding.

The ritual begins with meat preparation, creating a culinary foundation for the ensuing symphony of flatulence. Collaborative efforts in setting up tents deepen camaraderie, setting the stage for this unique communication. Flatulence becomes a nuanced language, with emissions carrying hidden meanings discernible only to seasoned practitioners.

Beyond surface humor, analpathic communication fosters trust and shared vulnerability, transcending societal norms. Rooted in male friendships during camping, this unconventional bonding showcases human adaptability, offering insights into diverse ways individuals form meaningful connections.

Analpathic communication isn't just playful bathroom humor; it underscores the multifaceted nature of human connection and the diverse ways people establish significant relationships. Amidst a post-camping flatulence symphony, appreciate the unspoken language—a testament to the enduring power of shared experiences and the bonds they create.

I find it interesting how C & J use analpathic communication to share their thoughts and ideas with one another.

C & J have bonded on this trip and now speak analpathically with one another.

by basichumanwords November 19, 2023