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namely-- in the Final Fantasy VIII speedrunning community
*World Map encounter happens* " FUCKIN' AYE, BALL CRAP" -awesomeWaves
A word used towards someone stupid
Jimmy: hey crap tooth come here
Damien: fuck you Jimmy
Like lightning-struck but with crap (i.e. unsatisfactory)
However, unlike lighting, crap often does strike twice in the same place.
Guy1: You know last year's crap-struck disco party we went to?
Guy2: Yeah it really sucked!
When a person takes a shit into a receiving vagina. The poop will sometimes stick out like a turtle head.
Hey, wanna give Sue Ann a crap cookie?
A person who talks or rants about nonsensical events that happen in his/her daily life.
He is such a crap-nut!
When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.
"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.
The act of a retard pooping themselves and smearing it
Oh damn John just retard crap