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a phrase that means never get back together with your ex
the devil doesn’t bargain
your ex will only break your heart again
Jenna: i wanna get back together with ryan
Jenna friend: no don’t do it, remember the devil doesn’t bargain, it will only be bad again
The PC Christian term for male masturbation, as referenced in American Dad.
Stan: Not once have I played a solo on the Devil's Clarinet.
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not so good of a movie....awesome sondtrack.....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
the evil squirrels are hungry.....we must escape thier paths of destruction. run u pitiful excuse for a cheeselog....RUN!!!!!
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That was a devil may care plan. Don't put yourself on the line like that.
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When its so hot that your balls sag and slap around till it hurts.
Dude 1: Dude, I was banging Trisha and my balls were flying all over the place.
Dude 2: Sounds like a textbook Devil's Swing Set to me.
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When your butthole burns, while pooping, from spicy food you ate.
Those hot wings gave me a mean Devil's rim job
Are you trying to give me a devil's rim job with those Jalapenos?
Cumming into your boyfriend's ass while yanking his testes and screaming the rank of the sex.
I decided to pull the devil trigger with my boyfriend last night. I gave him a B-