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High blood pressure. High LDL cholesterol, low HDL cholesterol, or high levels of triglycerides. Type 2 diabetes. Coronary heart disease.

When you are fat and this is what you get.

After being obese I got High blood pressure. High LDL cholesterol, low HDL cholesterol, or high levels of triglycerides. Type 2 diabetes. Coronary heart disease.

by Officeworks June 19, 2022

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Spotto disease

It’s caused by a type of jelly fish in kewarra beach to sting you and create a blue rash all over your legs it can only harm people who have been stung though other people can get this rash.

Spotto disease caused by kewarra beach jelly fish.

by Spotto disease December 13, 2021


Gamer disease

A pp that is small and non epic

Example: "yo did you hear that whelsy has

Example: "yo did you hear that whelsy has Gamer disease

by The guy 42168 June 18, 2020


Gamer Disease

Symptoms:

rarely going outside,

only leaving your bedroom for food or drinks

and gains mass amounts of rage over petty things such as not getting all the big coins in mario.

" You need t go outside and socialize with people face to face or you will get gamer disease"

by 1ykos June 27, 2020


Wuv wuv disease

When you see little Amy, you start to wuv her instantly

I think Fliqpy has wuv wuv disease

by bíc xi September 19, 2017


Lack of Girlfriend disease

It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.

“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease

by ashl3yz August 31, 2023


Ex-boyfriend Disease

Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!

Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.

Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.

Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.

by MonkeyBubbles June 26, 2017