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The act of drinking enough soda to obtain a sugar rush, and performing unusual actions because of it. This is a phrase most commonly used by children ranging from ten to thirteen.
I remember those good times when I got soda drunk, just running around doing whatever I liked without thinking about it.
The act of going from being mild mannered successful desk jockeys by day, to righteous party gods by night. One cannot simply impede someone who has achieved Seattle drunk but merely hope to contain them.
Guy 1: Dude i got so hammered last night
Guy 2: Oh yea? But did you get Seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol F*ck no, I only had like 8 shots & 10 beers. Im only flesh & blood...
The measure of the ability to remember things that happened while drunk.
Guy #1: I can't believe you remember that! You were pretty drunk last night!
Guy #2: What can I say? I have excellent drunk retention.
when you drink and you start not giving a shit about how you walk and start stumbling
me: i got so crossfaded last night, that shit was lit! i was stumbling drunk but i didn't give a fuck cause i was turnt and fucking hoes!
An imaginary tab that never gets paid, only added to when you get drunk. Add anything to it!
"You punched the bouncer last night?!"
"Oh yeah, just put it on my drunk tab"
"You slept with ... ?"
"Put it on the drunk tab!"
When you go from normal hearing to Helen Keller after a couple drinks
Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"
When you can't spell,talk or do anything in the morning.
Man leave me alone im morning drunk
Friend: put you put your cat in the washer!