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to be drunk on drugs, or more commonly refeared to as "hi"
Last night I toked so much kush that I got so drug drunk
A drunk pen -a pen from a bartender.
Did I steal this pen or did he give it to me? Oh well, it’s a drunk pen now! I’m drunk and it’s a pen. I think, I’ll name a blog after that...
The greatest way to end up in the hospital.
In this challenge one must stay up 24 hours. Once it hits the 25th hour the contestant must drink a can of beer.
Once the contestant stays up 48 hours they have to drink Two cans of beer on the 49th hour
If you are able to survive past 72 hours and are able to drink 3 cans of beer without ending up in the hospital or die, you win.
Tommy: Hey Albert, do you want to pull a Drunk Allnighter?
Albert: Yeah, let's screw up our bodies.
Tommy: We got this. I'll buy the Miller Lite and you can buy the Heineken.
Albert: Great Idea.
When you say your only having one drink and then it turns into soooooooo much more. The next day when your asked what happened and you explain you got accidentally drunk no one believes you. But you did, you got accidentally drunk!
#ooopsIdidItAgain#KeepOneFootOnTheFloor#I’mNotYourDesignatedDriverAnymore
You: “Hey, what did you do last night?”
Me: “Oh, I got accidentally drunk and binged Bravo…”
You: “What?! That doesn’t just happen.”
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You: “OMG, what happened to you last night?!”
Me: “I wasn’t going to drink but then the bartender pulled out a bottle of red wine . Totally got accidentally drunk.”
The state of middle class at low end bars wasted. Mainly applies to white people wearing adidas’s or Nike. Drinking IPA beer or whatever is on tap.
At 2am last night I was so Trevor drunk the bartender tried to kick me out but that’s only according to what my girlfriend said. I was fine.
The last train, subway, etc to leave the city after the bars and clubs have closed.
We didn't want to drive drunk so we ended up taking the drunk train home.
When you're drunk but not completely out of it.
Dude I'm so rate drunk!