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Something you say when you are intentionally lying to someone, and they don't realize that you are joking. For instance, if you are making up a story about something that person did while drunk or high, if they legitimately believe you and you want them to know that you are kidding, you can say Eat my poop
Me: "Hey man, remember that time you were so blazed that we got you to drink your own piss"
Sejat: "Oh yeah, I think I sort of remember that"
Me: "Eat my poop"
Sejat "Oh fuck you"
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The definative definition after twenty years of hearing it used in context: "I command you to eat shit (which is the most putrid experience one can imagine as a living being) and then die (which many view as the most undesirable state of being--curiously worse than eternal torture, unless dying and going to hell are synonymous). It represents an ill feeling toward another where simply eating excrement does not do justice to offense given, nor is dying: both must be experieced to satisfy vengence.
"That mother-fucker just cut me off! Hey you! 'Eat shit and die!'"
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Everything this person does annoys you, even something as simple as eating crackers.
Taken from the meme, your BEC is that person who you can't stand.
Kim: Look at Erica over there reading that book, so annoying.
Jules: dude, she's just reading, you just think it's annoying because she's your Bitch Eating Crackers.
Kim: yea, but look at her flipping the pages and shit.
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A dangerous disease in which you impulsively eat any booty you can see. Very hard to over come but can be controlled by going to church.
John: The other day I was in class and Mr.Jones bent over to pick up a pen, I told him I had Booty Eating Syndrome but he didn't believe me and I ate his booty, now I'm banned from Mr.Jones class.
When you dislike someone so much that anything they do, no matter how minor or inoffensive, annoys you beyond any rational level - exemplified by the sentence "look at that bitch eating crackers like she owns the place".
"I can't help it she just drives me nuts, she's my Bitch Eating Crackers."
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A phrase used to reference or mock the increasing obsession of politicians and activists generally associated with the World Economic Forum to replace meat-eating and cattle farming with "insect protein" from cockroaches, crickets, and other disgusting land-bugs.
Mostly used in 4chan as well as in conservative or anti-New World Order circles, with several conspiracy theories associated as to WHY they would want everyone to eat bugs instead of cows.
Some of those theories include...
- "Non-sea bugs are full of chitin in their exoskeleton, which unlike sea-bugs, cannot be removed or cooked away. Chitin is indigestible to human bodies and causes several illnesses including forms of cancer if overconsumed, therefore the elite want their human cattle to eat bugs to make them weak, dull, mentally deficient and sick."
- "Humilliation ritual from the Jews in power to make non-Jews eat disgusting cockroaches while Jews continue to enjoy beef because bugs aren't Kosher and therefore Jews would be the only ones exempted from eating bugs. Making them eat bugs would be anti-semitic."
- "It's a way of breaking the people's will to make them submit to absolutely anything the elite wants, no matter how disgusting or otherwise unacceptable."
>You WILL live in the pod
>You WILL marry the transwoman
>You WILL eat the bugs
>You WILL own nothing
>And you WILL be happy.
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Eat your soup is a video about two Asian women eating soup, then vomiting on each other, then having sex. It was on the internet long ago. If someone shows you 2 girls 1 cup, you show them eat your soup. Eat your soup is actual vomit! They will likely never show you nasty videos again if you show them Eat your soup! Plus their reaction is funny.
Winsor: Look! 2 girls 1 cup! It's just a normal video.
Dennis: Ew!
*The next day*
Dennis: Look! Eat your soup! It's just a regular video.
Winsor: Ew! This is disgusting! Fine! I will never show you nasty videos again!