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When you friend request a person on facebook who you dont know at all or very well and they bring up your facebook request in person and say they dont know you in front of people, making you look like a weirdo.
Blake turned out to be a total facebook regret. He made me look like a creeper in front of everybody, when all I did was friend request him to be friendly.
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Facebook Jail is when Facebook punishes an account (profile or business page) -it could be that it blocks some features or disable the full account- because it breaks Facebook laws (post inappropriate content, post too fast, give too many likes, etc.).
I'm going to be in facebook jail for a week! Guess it's time to go watch paint dry!
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The act in which a facebook user suddenly becomes crazy and A: Deletes all of their contacts, that they once liked, B: Delete every comment and or status post they've ever had on their wall until it is completely blank. or C: Deletes their entire account only to open it again 2 weeks later.
Such reasons could be cause by lack of "real" life activities, lack of "real" friends and or lack of girlfriend/boyfriend. No one knows for sure the cause of the facebook meltdown, but I'm sure we've all known at least one person to have suffered from it.
Joey had a facebook meltdown last week, he resent me a friend request because he deleted all of his friends.
Joanna had a facebook meltdown, she's deleted everything from her wall.
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A photo the individual (often female) took themselves, their arm obnoxiously encompassing half the photo frame.
Generally from overhead-down; the logic is, that way only their face and boobs show, and it's because they're obese. Period. If a girl doesn't show her ENTIRE body in any pics on her profile, it's suspicious. Ask her to send you one of her from head to toe and see what excuse she invents.
Yep, she's fat. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Dude, this chick is hot!
Um dude, she has 100 pics she took of herself trying to act sexy, yet none go below her boobs. Stop and wonder why, for a sec! It's all a Facebook angle, every single one!
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someone who feels the need to use facebook as a forum to make others think he or she is smarter than them
Brad is the quintessential facebook philosopher. Constantly trying to broadcast his 'brilliance'.
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a feeling of despair after checking one's Facebook wall and realizing that no one has responded to your posts.
After getting online, and noticing that I just got facebook bodychecked, I realized that I have no real facebook friends...or friends in general. I am a loser.
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When a person changes the state of a person's Facebook profile when left logged in. Usually consists of changing he victim's sexual orientation, picture, and interests to include various unspeakable acts. See Also: Facebook Fucker
"Man, He left his profile logged in. He's due for a good ol' Facebook Fuck. Let's check Google Images for pictures of gay guys to post on there."
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