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i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me

I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.

Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?

Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.

Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.

by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021

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We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

That guy we found in that discord server, made out of cheese. Pointless like biker rails.
Blake Lands. Tyler Cho. James Koch. My best friend Jim.
I just broke those rules and I bet you this will not be rejected

UD:We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
Every single definition: No.

by thebananaman May 12, 2023


It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.

Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.

by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021

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We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Don't use your friends. Use celebrities like Michael Jackson.

Urban Dictionary: We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by Charuzu May 6, 2019

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Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke

1. Hot girls
2. Talented...ever heard of it?
3. Coolest kids everrrr!!
4. Won the New Canaan dual meet...remember?
5. Always have the best ideas to make meets fun
6. Kit Harding is my GOD
7. Yeah we do...Its sickk..but we take care of our points in SWIMMING...hence the name SWIM meet
8. Rivals? Since you want to be so bad...
9. Those shirts were my idea bitches...and a damn good one at that
10. Bitch please...

The Wilton High School Girls Swim Team is the best swim team ever...see you next year!

by Lady Warriors<3 April 11, 2005

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Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke

..too bad you cared so much that you had to shave and taper for fciacs. and if dual meets mean nothing, why so teary? and by the way, we werent in your class AND we still beat your relays at opens. ramburgersssss

where do you come up with this stuff ramburgers???

by Lady Warriors<3 April 27, 2005

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Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke

1. Ugly Men
2. Butch
3. LOSERS
4. Lost to New Canaan Girls Swim & Dive Team
5. Poor exuse for good sportsmanship
6. Hey - Kit Harding...
STEP DOWN.
7. They have a diving team??? ...
8. Wish they were the New Canaan Girls Swim Team's rival.... (b/c they aren't good enough to have a rival)...
9. GUESS YOU'RE GUNNA HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN MAKING T-SHIRTS THAT SAY "Ramburger" ...
10. ...Bitches.

"Got Ramburgers??" .... HAHA... you're cool.

by ~ * NC RAMS! ~ * April 6, 2005

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