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Sheila is a double nasty one. Last night she asked Blake and I for Two Wings Touching!
Forewarning; this only works while your lady is on the rag, do not try unless there is something fucked in your head. When getting some head from your woman and you start to cum you scream out "GOAL!", then you pull out a hockey puck and knock her two front teeth out. Then with a firm grip you yank out her tampon and place it in the newly formed tooth gap.
Did yah here ole Henry gave his wife The Detroit Red Wing and ended up in the slammer again.
A sexual stimulation usually performed during fore play. While special lady friend (referred to as SLF) strokes her Dude's special member, the SLF uses the soft inner part of her elbow to intermittently graze over her Dude's member. This motion can only be performed after the Dude's member is fully aroused. This motion can be incorporated with The Squid to aid in manual ejaculation or later led to oral stimulation and/or copulation.
Dude: My SLF knows how to titillate my senses!
Other dude: What does she do?!
Dude: The Chicken Wing Graze!!
Pluckers Wing Bar is the most perfected buffalo wing place ever created in the universe !! You’ll never Eat anywhere else after trying this place . It’s mouth watering, hot & spicy flavors running through your body with one single bite. Spicy lemon pepper , fried Oreo, and the Holy Mac blessed to make you feel like you’re in heaven !!
You ever been to Pluckers Wing Bar?
It’s the Best buffalo wings place in the world !!
An act of roleplay in which you drench your partner in buffalo sauce, and sensually lick them like you would to a buffalo wing.
The "Wild" is inserted as this act is not too normal.
Why do you got sauce all over your face?
This guy gave me a buffalo wild wing last night. No, not the one you eat.
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wings from wild flying buffalo removed to make tasty finger foods served at sports events.
The wild flying buffalo fly the skies no more because Domino's Pizza came up with the idea to seel buffalo wild wings as an apetizer.
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Accomplished by a male having intercourse with a partners bent elbow or armpit.
Men in Chattanooga, TN will stick their dicks anywhere!
Variations:
Louisiana Hot Wing
Above mentioned technique with the addition of a warming lube. Hot sauce of any type for the more adventurous.
“I gave my girl a Chattanooga Chicken Wing last night” Might have been better if she didn’t shave her pits”.
“Tabasco nearly melted my shlong the last time I hot winged your wife”.
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