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German Microwave

A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries

Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?

Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.

by Christoph6969 December 4, 2017

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Flying German

The act of flying in a plane while dressed as a nazi ss officer. (Yelling racial slurs towards jews is optional).

Klaus did the flying german during his flight to poland.

by HitlerNiggerJewShit December 3, 2024


Visiting the Germans

Anal sex

My girl and I were visiting the germans last weekend

by Sexgodpuss November 3, 2015


german expressionism

A form of cinematography that is reminiscent of giving Tim Burton a bunch of Kabuki actors and telling him to make a silent film.

I swear if that fuckboi takes me to another German expressionism movie, I'm going to leave him.

by SamuraiMujuru November 19, 2017


german pie

When you put it in her ass then her puss and cum on her face and pieces of shit come out it resembles a German marshmallow pie

Dude I gave Susan a German pie last night she loves it like thanksgiving

by Middletoe365 April 21, 2016


German Math Teacher

a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.

Hey, you learned anything from class? nah my teacher is a german math teacher

by Claes my pet into dick brotah March 1, 2017


Angry german boy

Eren Jaeger is an angry german boy from aot

Fangirl: omg I love my angry german boy (uwu's intensifys)

by Levi Ackerman tho February 27, 2020