German Incursion

When a person gives a handjob to two people simultaneously, each receiver on one side of a national border. (Cross-border handjob) -Taylor Richard

Lucy was on the German/Belgium border giving a German incursion.

German rain cloud

Immediately after ejaculation, the man does a back flip out the bed while farting at the same time. Creating an aerial dusting.

Him: "I came in her pussy, pulled a german rain cloud, and left 'dat bitch!"
Her: " so good, until he left me in a german rain cloud" :(

German import

Someone who looks german and typically denies the accusations

James had blonde hair and blue eyes but gets pissed when Logan calls him a German Import

german pie

When you put it in her ass then her puss and cum on her face and pieces of shit come out it resembles a German marshmallow pie

Dude I gave Susan a German pie last night she loves it like thanksgiving

German Ovsyannikov

someone who is super small

Dude ur small as hell ur like German Ovsyannikov height dude

German Inhale

Unlike a French inhale this is When a person attempts to eat ass but the receiver farts in the pitchers mouth.

Yeah so I tried to eat my girls ass but she said it was ticklish and she gave me a “German Inhale”

German beer

Tastes like shit. Get czech beer instead

Dude 1:Wanna try german beer?
Dude 2: ew. No fucking way