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Grand Ball Seizure

When a male's testicals are revealed for the first time in an intimate setting, the size of the balls or scrotum cause a reaction of shock and/or awe by the person viewing them.

Hillary had a grand ball seizure when Joe dropped his pants.

by Happysun May 17, 2015


Fapi grande

When you jerk off in a Starbucks.

I stopped by Starbucks for a quick mochachino and a fapi grande.

by Ms Chenandler Bong October 23, 2022


Grand Architect

The almighty creator of the multiverse, a cosmic being with unfathomable power and knowledge, elevated higher than God who only controls and create one universe at a time.

The Grand Architect can be found as one of the gods in Hinduism, of which, is a match for Shaggy.

The Grand Architect created God

by 1m1m0 June 1, 2023


cock grande

spanglish for a gigantic cock

needs to be at least 6 inch

Hey ese, looks like you got a cock grande.

Can your cock grande fill up my deep pussy?

by juan grand December 10, 2013


Creus, Grand Solar Knight

some Aurium warrior that hates spiders

Rank 200 with mothership/lanite gear: can anyone carry me on Creus, Grand Solar Knight?
Rank 2k: kill yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rank 1k: bruh

by gub. August 26, 2023


grand richard

Slang

Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."

Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.

It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.

Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'

The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.

Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*

Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."

*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*

"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."

Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*

by Fractious1 December 29, 2017


Grand Opening

The deflowering of a girl.

She had her grand opening...with the ribbon, mayor and giant scissors!

by Jay Mott November 13, 2016