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A person who knows too much about the Mighty Ducks movies and highly overrates them.
Duck Guy text message to a fellow Duck Guy: "Yo D2 is on Encore...LEGGO!"
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The lifestyle choice of only drinking water, every other liquid is forbidden. The gender of said person doesn't matter, they are still a water guy.
Guy 1: Hey man wanna get a coke?
Guy 2: Nah dude I can't
Guy 1 : Oh right, you're a water guy.
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a simple, everyday question that (when used correctly) can turn any conversation sexual; similar to the phrase "that's what she said".
person 2 questions "who's the guy" to imply that person 1's original comment was about a sexual act that they have committed and now the asker is simply wondering who person 1 is doing it with; extremely humorous when person 2 is a straight male.
Demorris - "I felt it comin and here it is!!!!"
David - "Who's the guy?"
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A guy who always gets the short end of the stick and "finishes" last and is often overlooked by women and never really appreciated by the woman of his interest, no matter what he does. Women don’t often think of him as being much more than just a good friend; they only rely on him to listen to their problems or to hang out with, but would never consider dating him. He has a hard time getting a girlfriend because, God forbid, he has average looks with an average physique, and she would rather date a handsome dumb jock with a nice car, who treats her terribly, than to date an average guy. He frequently gets rejected by women because they are driven by their self-centeredness and superficiality, and don’t realize that he is the man of her dreams and right in front of her. In his childhood he was probably one of the last kids to be picked on the team to play kickball when he was a good player. And he may have even been bullied as a kid. The nice guy is probably a lonely person who just wants to fall in love and get married like everyone else, but for some reason women and people miss out on who he is. As a result of his lonliness and his natural need for sex and intimacy and relationships, he will get off on himself, only wishing he could share his life and body with the woman of his dreams. He probably has a lot of lonely nights, and the only time a woman sleeps with him or ever finds him attractive is because she is drunk. The nice guy will genuinely go out of his way to help the girl he has an interest in, but in the end his favors are disregarded. A nice guy always finishes last after bullies, jocks, jerks and rich guys. Evidently, his trustworthiness, honesty and commitment are only secondary to looks, money, and materialism. The interesting thing is that when women get depressed and stressed out being involved with the bad men, they always come back to the nice guy to help them.....until the process starts over again. And then, after decades of being in bad relationships, these same women are all-of-sudden 60-yrs old and single or divorced and wonder why they couldn’t find true love and the man of their dreams, when he was under their nose the whole time.
Basically, a nice guy is the worst insult a guy can receive by the girl he is interested in. It means “you are good enough to talk to and to get to know on a superficial basis out of convenience, but not good enough to get to know on a deeper level or to date.” When the girl I liked talked about me and said I was a “nice guy” to her female friends, I knew my chances of dating her were minute. Being called a “nice guy” is anything but a complement and makes me feel sad.
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One who will be emplyed by an MUS guy in the future. Always poor unless kicked out of MUS for steriods, other illegal drugs, or for being a fucking moron. Likes to gang up on a future employer in order to quell his inferiority complex. By braving the certainty of a low sperm count and possible death, their athletics are commendable (steroids). However, they are forced every year to watch their rivals across the tracks enjoy their multiple state championships.
Nick Marable has tiny balls. (steroids)
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The possessive form of you guys.
"I know that in your guys's official bio from Warner that it says you would tour with anyone because your music touches so many genres."
-LP Web, pushmeaway.com
"I still have about 30 lbs to lose, which I would love to lose in 3 months..and after reading all your guys's stories I have gained even more motivation"
-Megan, Age 14, female (blubberbuster.com)
"Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?"
-Napoleon Dynamite
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A guy with a wider than average penis
Last night I had sex with this total wide guy
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