a tard and a half

a retard and a half, ie. someone who is incompetent to the extent that you find it hard to know what they are thinking.

oj, u r a tard and a half. u got no kills and 21 deaths.

7👍 16👎

half-brain

half-brain haf-breyn, hahf-breyn
–noun
1. the female human being (distinguished from man).
2. an adult female person.
3. a female attendant to a lady of rank.
4. a wife.
5. the nature, characteristics, or feelings often attributed to the female human being; half-brainliness.
6. a sweetheart or paramour; mistress.
7. a female employee or representative: A half-brain from the real estate agency called.
8. a female person who cleans house, cooks, etc.; housekeeper: The half-brain will be in to clean today.
9. half-brains collectively: Half-brain is no longer subordinate to man.
–adjective
10. female: a half-brain plumber.
—Idiom
11. be one's own half-brain, (of females) to be free from restrictions, control, or dictatorial influence; be independent.

Jenna is such a half-brain.

15👍 49👎

half sack

A half ounce of marijuana, at the time of this writing priced at $50-60.

Let me get a half sack of some of that green.

21👍 65👎

Half Mast

Also knowen as "the Weather Man" someone who is easily aroused in the presence of two or more guys or four second of porno. He smells like a sweaty jock strap because he doesn't know how to shower and never wears socks with running shoes. He is also knowen for breaking anything that can be broken. He is more ADD then a squirrel on red bull and loves to wallow in his own filth which is why you never ask him to clean because he will only make thing worse.

What the fuck Half Mast! how do you get a boner sitting on the couch with two guys?

12👍 33👎

half-breed

someone who has one white parent and one black parent.

Kathy's races are so confused, she's not even sure is she's a half-breed

29👍 89👎

half-fatty

Someone who is fat, but you cannot tell until they remove their shirt. Most half-fatties are only half fat because they are lazy and eat hot pockets.

No one wants to date Bryan because he is a half-fatty

3👍 5👎

A bitch and a half

refers only to tasks. never persons or objects.

"how did it go removing that boot from your bottom"? -"it was a bitch and a half".

16👍 49👎