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Where when you are tased it makes you have a heart attack. It has been determined that being tased can make you have a heart attack no matter your age or state of health.
John had a taser heart attack.
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A private catholic university, where the students are anything but good church girls and boys. The schools real small and really located in the ghetto of bridgeport, but we forged our adress so people think were classy. The freshman like to shit in microwaves, and pull firealarms everyday. The ra's are nazis. And the uperclassman live so far away from the school you wouldnt even no they go here. All the kids go to r- bar every weekend and get shot at club house. This is our 34,000 dollar education... Sacred heart university
Sacred Heart university is the classyness of ct
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a nickname for a guy who has a funny shaped dick
girl 1: I always call my boyfriend "heart shaped glasses" because he has a funny shaped dick
girl 2: really?! so do I
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all girls high school in hempstead. has a wondeful athletic program. the school environment is SHAwesome and fiilled with great teachers who have a passion to teach. each teacher is caring and teaches the students the Catholic values.
girl 1 what is sacred heart academy?
girl 2 its an all girls school in hempstead.
girl 1 oh cool
girl 2 yeah, the teachers are so nice and it is a great high school
girl 1 do they have sports teams?
girl 2 yeah they kickass in athletics
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(noun) two crazy kids that fuck up, get fucked over, + plain out fuck. <3. they be in love. see bad news
omg... did you SEE elyse & justin today? psh, can you say, GROSS?????
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One, usually a young girl, who is kind and cute but has a mean side and evil streak. Thus, when somebody so potentially cute acts maliciously, they are excused as being a little "sweet heart in training" or a little "S.H.I.T."
Please forgive my Sweet Heart In Training for drowning your cat. We are working on her manners, the little S.H.I.T.
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When you give your lover a piece of your mind for hurting you.
I pretended to not remember it was her birthday. I even ignored her. I thought I'd surprise her at the end of the day with a present and maybe take her out. But the end of that day never came...
She took it on herself — she thought she had hurt me because I ignored her. She didn't do anything wrong but she took in on herself! And so I took things too far and I knew I had to tell her I wasn't mad at her. I apologized to her but those never save your conscience. She forgave me despite it all. She forgave me because she believed in us through it all.
There isn't a day when I wish she would come storming into my house yelling, "I'm going to give you a piece of my heart for hurting me!". But that day never comes.
She's forgotten about it. I think. But I haven't and it makes me feel so guilty every time I think about it.
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