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hog-plastered

When you’re so fucked up you are squealing and running around like a feral hog.

Dude, Barry got so hog-plastered, we had to wrangle and hog tie him in the bathroom.

by Hog plastered November 21, 2021


scald the hog

To have hot sex in a place other than bed, particularly if you are using some kind of manufactured sex device to help achieve the goal.

It's too hot and loud in this bar. Want to go outside and scald the hog on the swingset?

by dalhart February 25, 2015


red river hog

A red haired evil woman who goes gallivanting around the country side to cause trouble and seduce men sexually

Mate she wants you, just stay away from her shes a red river hog

by Murphboy1111 November 11, 2013


cap hog

In sports (both real and fantasy) a player with a high salary that underachieves or performs below expectations. This player ties up a considerable amount of salary under the salary cap, hence the name cap hog.

"Smith is only scoring 3 points a game. We need to get rid of him, he is just a cap hog at this point."
"I need to get Johnson off of my team, he is just a cap hog at this point."

by Henry II August 13, 2006


Ridin’ the hog

Riding you harley or fucking a fat chick.

Ridin’ the hog got wild last night.

by Bunzzzzz December 24, 2017


The Hog Father

The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT

Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?

by Corb fucker December 12, 2021


hog wallow

A sexual act of defecating on the chest or stomach of your sex partner then performing rigorous missionary sex successfully covering you and your partner in dung

Tom:Did you see the hog wallowers on the beach?

Bill: Yeah although nasty they were doing it right!

by BIGG JIM December 16, 2023