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A new generation man bun. Top knot.
What is that on top of that guys head?
It’s a bitch biscuit.
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a girl who you're in love with breaks up with you. a little bit later she's telling you how much she loves you and then the day after her telling you all that bull shit she gets another boyfriend. AND THEN wants to still be friends because she doesn't want to lose you, but then when you try to communicate with her she ignores you about 98% of the time
girl: i can't do this anymore
boy: ok..
a few days later...
girl: i'm so in love with you..
boy:i'm so in love with you too
next day..
girl: i got asked out
boy: what'd you say?
girl: yes
hurtful bitch
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A female who's favorite filter is the snapchat puppy dog filter
Takes pictures of everything she eats and uploads it to Instagram
Wears Uggs and North Face everyday of the year
Is obsessed with famous pop artists
Always has a Starbucks cup in her hand
Will fuck you over for a pack of cigarettes
Has no personality
Basically someone you don't want to associate with
"Is Becky coming to the barbecue?"
"I uninvited her, she has puppy dog ears in her profile pic, she's a basic bitch."
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Mrs.Brady: Who’s in charge of this?
Spencer: Damn bro, Mrs.Bradys such a Control Bitch!
'This place is hella boring.'
'Yeah, let's jump this bitch.'
This is a girl who only hooks up with basketball players. The basketball version of a puck slut. Could possible apply to men.
Every member of the cast of basketball wives and or the karshahians Are ball bitches.
That girl is such a ball bitch; she has gotten with every player on the basketball team.
It is a “term of endearment”, giving to one ex-wife that has screwed you, a man over, taking, his kids, his house, his furniture, his clothes, his business equipment, and his dog. She has caused him to lose his job(s) and keeps him from finding any meaningful employment, or any job to pay his child support, so she has him arrested and thrown in jail, she is a completely unfair, lying and discussion two timing person.
Miriam, (we will say Miss Smith) demands to know when you are going to pay her child support so she can purchase a new car for herself. Mrs. Smith, "Keith, I want my money now, all of it, or you are going to jail”. Keith, “but I will lose my job and I am paying the best I can”. Miss Smith, “who gives a shit!” “I want my money now, and I want that solid gold crown tooth that you had taken out of your mouth, that you had since you were a child, I want that, it was to be mine, you own me.” Tom, "who is that ugly mean bitch." Keith, "that is my x-wife, she is such a worthless bitch! She never does anything to earn money, just takes it from the kid’s child support money and uses it for herself. Tom, you were actually married to that? Tom, I agree, she comes across as a stupid worthless bitch. Tom, I bet you are glad to be out of that marriage." Keith, "Yes, I am glad I only have to put up with that shit from a distance, that worthless bitch!