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The Rule of the Internet

If it exists, it must be mocked.

Bob: Let's go on the Internet
Steve: The Rule of the Internet: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS!

by Noitsnot December 11, 2008

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lol internet

An odd phenonmenon wherein people who have invested a significant portion of their life to the internet shrug off anything because the internet is a magical fairy land where you can be a complete fucking douche to even the people you know because "it's just the internet"

You spend tweleve hours a day on the internet, but the second someone disagrees with you, it's "lol internet"?

by Jaiess October 2, 2006

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arguing on the internet

The comeback inevitably used by the loser of a flame war. Usually accompanied by an image of someone running at the Special Olympics(with optional G.W Bush head pasted on) and the text: "Arguing on the internet is like running at the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

Flame winner: "Your argument therefore rendered invalid by the fact that...."
Flame loser: "Arguing on the internet is like running at the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."
Rest of the board: "Lamer."

by ridebmxnz April 19, 2006

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Internet Douchbaguette

1:Whiny bitch on a message board who changes her arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite.

2: A loaf of crusty French bread purchased from Tesco.com, crammed up her stinky sex hole to clean it out.

Internet Douchbaguette
1:
Mod: Admin, you've turned this forum to shit.
Admin: DON'T YOU FUCKING ABUSE ME YOU MORON!! *douchbaguette smacks mod across face with a ban*

2: A French delicacy of toasted French bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like vaginal discharge...Purchased from Tesco.com

by Teflon55 May 19, 2009

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Internet Roleplay

To 'RP' ( Roleplay) using text/voice

You : *he slowly raises his hand* Ma'am, may I have more time?
Ma'am : -gives him the bird- nope
You: You fucking suck at Internet Roleplaying
Ma'am: at least I ain't a weaboo

by REDDerps Ashy May 15, 2015

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internet game

Somewhere bullied kids can go to try and appear 'cool' and 'hard', kinda like this site.

I got called fat today at school, i'll think i will go and play counterstrike and call a someone else fat.

by t0m3x May 20, 2004

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Internet Trolling

The act of making a response for no other reason than to gain attention. It is commonly displayed by insecure, or narcissistic people. Even if the remark is rude, or starts an argument, the person trolling gains the social interaction that they wanted. This is displayed more in women than men.

Suzi: MY LIFE SUCKS
Jack: awww what's wrong?
Suzi: blah blah blah drama drama drama
Jack: It's alright! <3
Suzi: <3

Suzi was not upset, only wanted people to acknowledge her. She is Internet Trolling.

Joe: People can be such assholes!
Paula: Is it me?
Joe: No <3

In this case Paula is internet trolling. She had no reason to think it was her, she just wanted Joe to acknowledge her.

by Professor Plumb August 7, 2011

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