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Ironic Punishment

No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.

Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023


Iron distribute

Iron Distribute; distribute: taken from the Myiasis dictionary meaning at the point of male ejaculation where in the male spreads semen on another person, place or thing.

#person1Hey man, you really iron distributed all over her, she is so saturated, it dripping all over....
#person2- it's not my fault shes iron deficient

by iDerp2 September 26, 2021


Iron Curtain

The "Wall" of Iron Balloons sent out mid-game while playing the iphone game "Balloons Tower Defense Battles." It is unavoidable. It is defeat.

God damnit. He just used the Iron Curtain again.

by UrbanDictionaryOfficial3 April 28, 2015


Heme Iron

Iron that is easily absorbed into the bloodstream in comparison to Non- Heme Iron. It can be found in certain meats such as chicken, beef, ham, duck, lamb etc. In terms of poultry, the darker the meat then the larger quantities of Iron there will be.

Heme Iron is easily absorbed in the bloodstream, so if your concerned about receiving ample quantities of Iron in your daily diet, then red meats are your best bet.

by Rotten Turkey September 1, 2022


supra-ironic

When something is just beyond all forms of Irony, that most strongest form of verbal poo-flinging. Essentially used to define a situation that is undefinable, but vaguely ironic or sarcastic.
Also used as a catchall description of modern performance art to confuse the elder generation into thinking that you're artistic.

Steve: That jerk has panhandler as his license, that's disgusting if it's true, and he's been ripping off the kind-hearted.
Jacob: Naaaa, that's just supra-ironic, besides, bums collect enough to buy something better than a shitty Hyundai.

by ScootcheyCoo March 27, 2012


iron midget

a hot midget who wrestles day in and day out gets the girls and the money

man i wish i was an iron midget

by iron midget March 30, 2009


Non-Heme Iron

Iron which isn't as easily absorbed In the bloodstream as Heme Iron and is generally found in plant based foods such as lentils, nuts, seeds, beans, spinach and potatoes with skin. You may also find Non-Heme Iron in fortified breakfast cereals.

Non-Heme Iron doesn't absorb as easily as Heme Iron, so you're best off recieving your daily dose of Iron from meats (particularly red meat) if you're concerned with your daily Iron intake.

by Rotten Turkey September 1, 2022