off your ends

You're a bit crazy.

"Did you just punch that person's tit?"

"yep"

"you're off your ends, bruv"

end lagger

Someone who end lags REALLY FUCKING HARD.

"Bro, I'm End lagging SO FUCKING HARD. I am such an end lagger"

north end

north end is usually a nice place until you run into billy bongo bobik and his skater gang that will give you a left right goodnight

dave: i am going to north end tonight
chris: better watch out for billy bongo

dave: whatever

*later*

billy: uhhhhhhhhh

*gets stabbed*

North end

Mostly ghetto place but some nice parts but if your in the wrong place at the wrong time you will probably get kidnapped And probably raped, human trafficked or just shot by the old heads of the north end. But know the hood part is mostly soft now

North end gang cuz

shoulda put something on the end of it

should’ve used a condom.

bob- “i had sex with kaz the other day, i think she might be pregnant”
kim- “shoulda put something on the end of it.”

Chob end

A right 'ol cunt from the south west of England, particularly east Cornwall.

Oi mate you 'eard bout them chob ends down Saltash?

Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless

"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"