Jacob mad

When your so furious with jealousy that your titties explode.

"My crush fucked my brother, now I'm Jacob mad"

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Mad luxurious

Used to describe wasteful spending but it doesn’t matter cause you deserve it.

Molly says to her friend “the 7 dollar Starbucks is mad LUXURIOUS”
Ashley replies “period!”

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Mad Tingz

Issa phrase written by the greatest sexiest brown rapper in the game. Repeated and used as a tagline on his SoundCloud raps, Lil Nikul recieved inspiration from his repeated use of mad tings. It means something crazy and scary

Wow it's Lil Nikul
Lil Nikul: Mad Tingz!

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mad feels

when you like/love someone so much that it's hard to focus on anything and anyone else; extremely deep and passionate gratitude towards someone

i have mad feels towards jessica man, im flunking so many classes because that ass is always on my mind.

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Mad Monkey

When your girl tries to put your banana shaped cock in your mouth but it makes the Mad Monkey ANGERRYYY!! So then you spank her in the bojangles and tear out her pube hair, and use superglue to put it all over your body, officially making you the maddest of monkeys,

Good ol Albert: That girl tried to give me head, but that made me turn into a Mad Monkey!!
Good ol Bobby: I noticed you had brown pubes all over you.

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u mad

1.To ask if someone is feeling or showing anger or rage

2.To refer to someone as feeling or showing anger
to be incensed or enraged.

1.u mad ho u ova there tell em ducktales n u mad get life

2.u mad aint you huh?

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mad shitter

Someone whole likes to take a shit and not give the courtesy flush for the next toilet customer

"Ah hell...the Mad Shitter struck again!"

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