snow job

When someone is down in the snow and you kick snow in their face.

Mark's Mom: So, Mark, how was your day at school?

Mark: Well, it was pretty good, except when Michael gave me a snow job at recess.

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snow white

Someone (usually a woman) who is given the highest accolade of seven dwarfs when being judged on attractiveness. The word derives from the tale of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' in which Snow White befriends seven dwarfs but is made ill by a poison red apple. Therefore if it is later discovered that a snow white has a major flaw (or weakness), the flaw is termed a red apple (poison red apple or poison apple).

Friend1: "How was Brazil?"
Friend2: "It was full of snow whites."

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Snow Patrol

The shittest band in the history of the world who got famous by playing the shittiest 3 chord progressions ever written.

If you listen to Snow Patrol you are a douche.

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yummy snow

snow that is fresh, thick and white. basically just looks good enough to eat... therefore "Yummy Snow!"

looking at fresh, thick, white snow "Yummy Snow!!"

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Snow Crow

Non Caucasian person that ski's or snowboards.

Dude look at that snow crow hit the gap!

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Santas Snow

The stuff Santa produces produces when he gets a little.....excited

"Ewww...look at all of santas snow on Rudolphs face!"

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santas snow

The stuff that santa makes when he gets....excited. Can be bought in a bottle at Wal-Mart for 3$

"Eww, look at all of santas snow on Rudolph face!"

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