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(noun) Like the name suggests, the term is just a quick slang word duo referencing lubricating jelly incorporated into a one person sexual experience. It's attributes/positives are many, and its negatives are almost non-existent (unless you're some kind of crybaby bitch. When spit/saliva just won't cut it during such an experience, jack-grease has got you ensuring the user will not inflict any wounds on their person from the friction, the sensory sensations replicate the moist surroundings of an actual vagina (minus all the fuckin' bullshit), though up to the user themself the lubrication itself will provide the option and assist in an increase in speed, and priced around a couple of dollars per each sizeable tube jack-grease is affordable for anyone.
Nikkie and Jordy were college roommates and both were troublemaking perverts. However Jordy had superior communication and interpersonal skills while Nikki had nearly none. Nikki caught Jordy gone to a class he usually never attended and he saw his chance to rub one out. Pulling open the bottom drawer of his bureau he saw two new tubes of jack-grease sitting atop his stack of fuckbooks. Quicking remembering a day last week, Nikki recalled he had given Jordy a few dollars to pick them up for him on a trip to Wal-Mart.
To strike someone quickly and with great power after initial irritation.
I wanted to straight jack slap that boy when he started frontin on your ass.
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The adorable guitarist for All Time Low that's been my favorite for three years. He also called me pretty.
Me: Hi Jack!
Jack Barakat: Hi! *hugs*
Me: Okay...*laughes*
Jack: You're really pretty when you laugh.
Me: Uh..?
Jack: BYE! *runs into the port o potty*
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To steal something from someone.
I pulled a jack move on his ass.
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1) noun. Leader of the Counter-Terrorist Unit's Field Operations. Guaranteed to have at least one atrocious day a year.
2) verb. the act of performing an act of heroic immensity.
1) I'm Jack Bauer. I'll kill you from 200 yards away with a sniper rifle, eat lunch and enjoy myself while doing so.
2) "Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass."
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A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.
He's a lumberjack, he's OK.
He drinks all night and he works all day.
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The act of jumping up and down and making your ball sack slap against yourself.
"I remeber in like 6th grade Wilcox did a flapper jack!"
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