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A wind up punch so powerful that it kills the target but also severely damages the user, often resulting in a broken hand.
guy #1 : why wasn't Harold at school today?
guy #2 : didn't you hear he jack punched some guy yesterday and broke his hand
To strike someone quickly and with great power after initial irritation.
I wanted to straight jack slap that boy when he started frontin on your ass.
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The adorable guitarist for All Time Low that's been my favorite for three years. He also called me pretty.
Me: Hi Jack!
Jack Barakat: Hi! *hugs*
Me: Okay...*laughes*
Jack: You're really pretty when you laugh.
Me: Uh..?
Jack: BYE! *runs into the port o potty*
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To steal something from someone.
I pulled a jack move on his ass.
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1) noun. Leader of the Counter-Terrorist Unit's Field Operations. Guaranteed to have at least one atrocious day a year.
2) verb. the act of performing an act of heroic immensity.
1) I'm Jack Bauer. I'll kill you from 200 yards away with a sniper rifle, eat lunch and enjoy myself while doing so.
2) "Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass."
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A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.
He's a lumberjack, he's OK.
He drinks all night and he works all day.
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The act of jumping up and down and making your ball sack slap against yourself.
"I remeber in like 6th grade Wilcox did a flapper jack!"
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