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Incurable erectile function (enormous penis)
Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)
a fucking noodle head who doesnt let you borrow his canoe over spring break
Quit being a Jesse Schmit, youre such a buzz kill
stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
Amelie and Jess are one of the best dynamic duos you'll ever see. Funny, quick-witted, emotional and just plain awesome. They may have had some ups and downs in their time, but at the end of the day they've shared some great memories and will continue to share more. They're both just awesome and are absolutely perfect for each other. They're the perfect power couple.
Everyone else:
Amelie and Jess: *sexing furiously*
beautiful, kind, caring, fit, sexy, fucking awesome
"Holy shit is that Jess White? She is the most beautiful, fit, sexy girl i've ever seen!"
"I know dude, but she's also very passionate, kind, caring and extremely fucking awesome! I think i'm in love with her"
A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.
Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.