this guy right here is sooooo jewish he goes to accounting class for 4 years AAAHHHUHHH!
Mike the jew is always counting numbers
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Marvin and Jackie are the senseis at the local kung-jew dojo
A similar action to pistol whipping but with gold chains.
Man you just got jew whipped
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The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.
Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.
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a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably donβt follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.
why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, sheβs a soft jew
A thicc girlie who you just wanna smash. You know?
God, Ella is my biggest smash jew.
a super badass log that is floated down a stream or other water source
Joe,James, and Novesel floated there jew raft
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