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When you smell vagina before you start eating it out
Dirty Matthew Ashley smelt the vagina before rooting it
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A huge childish brat. he likes watching Lego Chima and Octonauts. Probably likes YouTube Rewind 2018.
A: Wanna watch Teletubies?
B: No, I'm not a Matthew!
A: Yeah but I am!
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Arrogant assholes who only think about themselves. They will play with your heart like your a piece of trash.
Girl 1- Ooo who's that guy.
Girl 2- Thats a Matthew dont do it.
Girl 1- ugh hes a Matthew.
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Someone named Matthew is an extremely dumb person. They will break your heart and then start dating someone else in a matter of seconds. NEVER EVER DATE SOMEONE NAMED MATTHEW UNLESS ITS NOT THE ONE IM TALKING ABOUT BUT ID JUST STAY AWAY FROM THEM EITHER WAY.
Person 1: Matthew is such a dick.
Person 2: I know. He’s a player
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a bangable :: lickable :: jesus-like :: gangster pimp :: who is a sexy :: goofy :: goober
OMG! I would so definitely tap that Matthew Adam Delevie! :
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a little jew that doesnt have a dad, he had multiple dads
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"man thats nigger is a matthew"
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Matthew is a very funny and genuine guy. He never fails to make people laugh and his smile can make anyone’s day. He is very talented in many areas and is always up for a challenge he is very loyal and a friend for life. If you have a matthew in your life, consider yourself lucky
wow, I meet matthew today! he’s so nice and genuine!
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