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Meat Gazer

glancing a few extra seconds or even minutes at a man's crotch

my mom is the biggest meat gazer to all of my friends...

by caliash December 3, 2009

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meat robot

Subordinate or underling who performs simple tasks according to strict instructions. They are not allowed to think or make decisions. They are typically created by a micro-managing hierarchy.

The VP of services has turned everyone in that department into a meat robot.

by Buck Macho April 7, 2016

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meat glue

A derogatory term referencing a douchbag, dumb shit, who believes they are top of there game. An asswipe who's arrogance is only out weighed by there poor ideas or choices. Having fooled upper management or company owners by a nonstop bombardment of lips to ass, Usually full of shit enough to be middle management. Seen by all as a stack of useless meat glued together in human form.

I can't believe assistant manager MEAT GLUE had all of us come in 30min early so he could over sleep and show up 10min late again.

by brickeycrow November 5, 2017

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Meat Machete

Another term for the male sexual organ when it is utilized on a female that lets herself go and isn't neat and clean in her private area.

At the end of Bill's first date, he and Mary decided to get busy. Much to his surprise Mary didn't keep herself shaved in her private area so he had to use his meat machete to carve through the jungle of love.

by Bobby-Bob July 18, 2008

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yeet the meat

When someone should perform a-milking gesture to a man's oversized genitals.

"Ched come here and yeet the meat"

"Did you hear Ched yeeted Bradley's meat?"

by mikedoffhamn November 21, 2020

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Tit meat

The excess meat from an ill-fitting bra.

Her bra was two sizes too small and her tits were two sizes too big so her tit meat was overflowing .

by Tone dead titties March 11, 2018

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Meat Heads

They're not the most approachable people. When you're a newbie the last thing you need is a meat head who continuously stares at you as you move from one machine to the other. It's like a scene from Prison break,when an inmate is holding his belongings and his taking that intimidating walk to his cell accompanied by Prison guards and the old heads death stare him waiting to claim him as their bitch. Meat heads intimidate you and they wait for you to do the wrong thing before they scream at you as loud as they could 'DON'T DO THAT' or 'YOUR FORM IS TERRIBLE' or

'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING', they laugh at you and shake their heads in disbelief. Meat heads are the reason why you ditch your membership.

Meat Heads think they know it all.

by Kick Ass Gal December 9, 2017

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