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When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.
I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.
garbage, but hot, sexy garbage that we love. #1 mom. #1 cook. Nom Nom. I prolly die without her. Blegh
Ashley Morgan baked me a muffin!
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The most amazing girl in the world. gorgeous smile, amazing alluring eyes, perfect body and booty and stunning smile. you can do no wrong and even when you make a mistake you still recover ever so gracefully. everyone is intriuged by her mystery and you should consider yourself lucky if she ever lets you in. her mind is a castle filled with elegant thoughts and while there might be some dark corridors, you are there to help bring light to them. my first love.
kally morgan boyles? you mean the girl im in love with? hell yea bro imma put a ring on that.
When phrase or mannerism is indicative of the popular tap dancer, actress, and stage manager, Chloe Morgan.
I am Chloe Morgan-ing in front of my coworkers and I don't know how to stop.
The GREASTEST Being to walk the earth, ever in history.
Critical damage tarquin Morgan
A girl who is in love with all the corners in the word. She owns a furcon down in the Mississippi. She gets down everytime CPR starts playing. She may ride horses at a ranch but who knows what else. She is an alien from outer space because yes. Till this day she's still praying she gets Hu Tao in genshin impact but along with many others- she is poor. I stalk all of her social media accounts, and to whomever is reading this- don't worry- i stalk yours too. Don't believe me? I'll go ahead and read off all your saves/posts. Also it's pronounced, "BOAR-ROTTEN" not "boring-teen".
"Morgan Boratyn is making her way downtown"