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the act of thrusting your hips in a forward motion and flipping your dong up and catching it between your legs. Usually done in a hockey or football locker room to show how cool you are, I mean come on, you can catch your shwang between your legs. Your awesome.
I learned a new trick where I catch my dick between my legs. Its called the flip n' catch!
One car drives in front, one behind; windows open. Whip out ya dick and start jackin' off outside the window. Blow your load and let nature take your cum, splashing the unfortunate female victim in the face in the car behind.
I was driving along with my friends and suddenly... I'm lovin' it. (:
Damn bro, that was a windy n white.
to have sex with a woman, then leave quickly.
could be for many reasons such as work, cheating, don't wanna pay, etc.
I had to skeet n' scoot with my last woman because i was scared my girlfriend was going to find out.
When a male takes a dump and drops a big healthy turd and rubs out a load of man curd are the same time.
I just did a turd n’ curd and left it.
I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.
When you pass out after wanking yourself to a glorious, hot, nut all over your stomach and you wake up hours later with your skin and hair stuck together like crusty Elemer’s glue.
I did a bust n’ crust last night. My hairs were stuck together like glue.
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A group of over-ranked, elderly men that join together to play softball, consume large amounts of drugs and alcohol, and act better than everyone else.
Nate: Those D & N Construction guys sure know how to ride Pup's coat tail! ...But Juice is a good guy.
a maneuver executed by one party in a failing, live-in relationship that involves the swift, stealthy relocation of all possessions elsewhere without the other party's knowledge.
Things aren't going well at all between us; I think she's a complete psycho. I'm going to have to perform a seek 'n strike soon.