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Nice Guys Finish Last

A statement that has become very popularised in the last decade or so, which for the most part, is true. It refers to a man who compliments the woman he so desires, treats her right, gives her plenty of gifts, supports her and just shows her how much she really means to him, who will inevitable finish last in both general life and relationships, whereas the traditional asshole, due to their egotistical behaviour, confidence and manliness, ultimately wins the race.

Many women deny this simple fact to make themselves look more credible when they actually don't mean it, and instead say "Nice guys win in the long run", but the simple thing is, life is short, life is a 100m sprint, not a marathon. In the 100m sprint, there is no winner in the long run.

Some friend: "Why didn't she go on that date with you man?"

Me: "She went with that cheating prick over there. This just proves that nice guys finish last"

by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019

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new tampa nice boy

a guy who lives in new tampa and is afraid of putting in effort or defending himself when insulted thus being "too nice"

Did you see how christian just stole zachs girlfriend?
Yeah, hes such a new tampa nice boy

by jesusarizona August 10, 2022


Can't have nice things

When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)

God damnit, Deborah! You're the reason we can't have nice things!

by Eleventy Threeve June 18, 2020


a cute, nice and lesbian girl

A girl that is too hot to not be dated by a boy and also impossible to be dated by a boy since she's lesbian.

The boy couldn't date the girl because she's a cute, nice and lesbian girl.

by Jessie Lesbian November 28, 2019


Never Ending Aju Nice

The encore performance of popular K-pop boy group SEVENTEEN where the song VERY (AJU) NICE is played on repeat. Often played by the staff by surprise to the members as well. This creates an unexpected phenomenon where SEVENTEEN will say their farewells and leave the stage just to come back seconds after the curtain closes to play AJU NICE "one more time"

Person 1: Hey I heard you went to a SEVENTEEN concert last night, how was it?

Person 2: It was great! I got to experience Never Ending Aju Nice!

by bellelovesyou August 25, 2023


Nice Guy, aka Creeper

Any man that gives a thumbs up to any definition of Nice Guy that depicts the Nice Guy as a good man who is harshly mistreated by women because all women want jerks. He will also give a thumbs down to any definition of Nice Guy that depicts the Nice Guy as he truly is: a whiny misogynist who thinks women are nothing but objects of his desire.

You just clicked thumbs down? Yup, you're definitely a prime example of a Nice Guy, aka Creeper

by Kaldne July 26, 2010

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she has a nice personality

"She has a nice personality" is what you say about the fat girl or the ugly girl because you don't want to say anything mean. She can be a troll or coyote ugly but if she has any redeeming quality (such as big tits, nice clear skin, good teeth or decent lower legs) or you just don't want to be rude in front of the person you're talking to, you say this.

1: "I'm gonna hook you up with my girlfriend's best friend."
2: "What does she look like?"
1: "Um... she has a nice personality!"
2: "you mean she's not very good-looking?"
1: "um...true, but Ellen tells me that she pays her own way and gives great blowjobs"

by Jake February 21, 2004

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