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Those who watch Buzzfeed Unsolved a show hosted by Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej typically fall into one of two groups each named after one of the hosts. Those groups being Boogaras, the believers, or Shaniacs the non-believers. If someone fails to fall into one of the two groups or claims to be in both they are labeled as being a Shit Fish.
Person 1: "Oh you watch Buzzfeed Unsolved? Are you a boogara or a shaniac?"
Person 2: "I don't really believe in ghosts but I do believe that spirits are around us."
Person 1: "that makes no sense, you're a shit fish."
When you take a shit and then you take so long to wipe all it clean that it feels like the entire shit was for inifnity
Person 1: ‘Hey, what took you so long?’
Person 2: ‘Sorry, I was wrapped up doing an Infinity Shit’
A particularly long restroom break when at work, used as a chance to take a break, relax, and engage in some non-work-related activity, such as browsing the web or playing a game on a smart phone.
I needed to take a massive dump this morning, but I waited until I got to work so that I could take a nice long shit vacation.
Being unable to shit due to excess use of opiates. Laxatives are Jesus.
Bro I literally had the opiate shits so bad last night after downing those trammies.
When a Guy has Saggy Pants and from Behind it looks like he took a Massive Shit in his Pants.
Hey Babs, Look at Sean, He's got a Comer Shit!
It's like the person said something that was pointing out the obvious....kinda like "no duhh!"
person one: The sky is blue!!
Person two: No Shit Sherlock!!
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