It's All Yours

When a woman loves you so much that she will give her whole body to you freely.

I love you so much..Always have always will..
It's all yours

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Your Mom

is the nicest person I have ever met.

I went to Your Mom's house and she made me a batch of cookies and let me lay down in the Lazy Boy. She then proceeded to cover me up with a cozy wool blanket and told me I was a nice boy.

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your bum

is not as nice as my bum. yours is hairy.

Look, my bums smoooooooth, your has hair, and i think thats shavers rash?

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in your eyes

During a game of basketball, when a defender attempts to block a shot by jumping in the air but the shooter still makes it. Since the ball came up from the chest and was shot in the air, it therefore was "in your eyes," but was failed to be blocked. Generally from the three point line, and swished.

John attempts to block in midair, but Mark makes it anyways and says "In your eyes!"

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your babe

a phrase a group of friends use to explain a girl who is drop dead ugly that loves someone in that group of friends that sends an endless amount of texts to that person but that person hates the girl

Danny: Alex, how's your babe

Alex: She won't stop leaving me alone, day and night all i get are texts and if i don't answer her she thinks I'm mad at her

Billy: Damn, that's rough

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Your buggin

Basically your doing too much/being extra but usually not meant in a good way

If I smacked someone in the face for stealing my cookie then I would have said "Your buggin"

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Your Mum

* Slang for 'Your Mother', meaning the person who gave birth to you. Your biological mother.

* The ultimate end to an argument due to the difficulty to respond to it.

* Hey Neil, I really like your Mum!
Dude, you what? That really ain't cool!

* What the hell have you done to your hair?
Your Mum
.......(silence)

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