whatever floats your boat

A conspicuously dirty-sounding but for the most part undefinable sex slur that can mean mosltly anything, as long as it has to do with sex.

John: God, she (that fugly hobag over there)'s gorgeous, I'd do her in a second.

Max: Whatever floats your boat.

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let me drive the boat

The basic, go-to Instagram caption for thirst trap lake trip photos, typically posted by white girls age 18-25, who should never be trusted to drive any motorized vehicle.

Brittneigh: What should I caption this slutty pic so people think I love the lake and not just attention?

Brynneleighy: “Let me drive the boat!”

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Don't float your own boat

Someone who gives themselves a compliment, often cocky.

Eric: "I am the best at hockey"
Ann: "Don't float your own boat"

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Landing the boat between two islands

titty fucking

Landing the boat between two islands; dick between boobs

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take the skin boat to tuna town

To have vaginal sex.

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indian landing boat club (ilbc)

ILBC is the best place ever! Everyone there is like family, so so close. It's a club on a river, a beautiful setting. theres a pool, basketball court, clubhouse, tennis courts, canoeing, floating dock, islands to swim to...clay mountain. Such the best place to spend your summer. Everyones always down there, we refer to it as our second home. WE LOVE ILBC! <33

indian landing boat club (ilbc) is my life!

name here: hey are you going to ILBC today?
other name here: duh its the best place ever

<3

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giving the little man in the boat a nuggie

to perform cunnalingis on the clitoris hard and rapidly.

when i get home i,m gonna giving the little man in the boat a nuggie.

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