Definer's Block

(n.) When you can't think of anything to define on Urban Dictionary because almost everything comedic has already been defined.

Guy: Hey man, what's wrong?
Other Guy: Can't think of anything to define, I got definer's block.

Tot Block

When you are rejected sexual intercourse because of the presence of a toddler

I had to babysit the other day, and that little kid totally tot blocked me.

Laugh blocking

When a guy goes in for a kiss and gets blocked by the other because they won’t stop laughing.

I tried to kiss Emily, but she’s totally laugh blocked me!

Laugh Blocking sucks fat black cocks!

Caps Block

When you forget that you have your caps lock on, and end up typing stupid-looking messages through IMs/forum posts/ etc.

When people have Caps Block, it looks a little like this:
i JUST AM SO ANNOYED AT everyone USING CAPS LOCK. wEIRD-OS.

Tok Blocked

The act of disrupting and otherwise ruining your child's repeated attempts to record TikTok videos 24 hrs a day.

I just tok blocked her by throwing out a peace sign in front of the camera everytime she was about to finish her video

Glock-block

General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.

Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR

I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him

Block down

A term used to emphasize a previous action or phrase.

I don’t trust shit no more .. mne block down.