Beer Central

The legendary place of the ultimate party! It has everything from a never-empty bar to multiple x-box consoles to thai hookers and a meth lab out back..

This party sux - wish we were at Beer Central...

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Beer Golf

a fun drinking game that can have a various set of rules. The goal is to attempt to drink at 18 "holes" (bars, not necessarily 18 different ones, the same bars can be visited mutiple times to satisfy this rule). Similar to the rules in regular golf, players receive points depending on the type of drinks they consume; liquor receives the least amount of points, then beer, etc. The player with the least amount of points wins the game!

You pansy! You drank water during a round of bar golf! You automatically get 10 penalty points for that!

Anyone up for a game of beer golf? First two holes on me!

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Beer Battered

Adj.
1. Woman exhibiting symptoms resulting from repeated physical and emotional injury by her intoxicated spouse who drinks alcohol to excess habitually.

2. A womans red, puffy, and swollen vagina after a night of rough drunk sex. Also known as a "Puffy Taco"

Women and Seafood are both best when they have been beer battered.

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beer hunter

A drinking game based on the Vietnam Russian roulette film 'The Deer Hunter' starring Robert De Niro and Christopher Walken. Players donate several cans of beer which are then mixed in with a limited number of 'shaken' tins. Each contender must pick a can, lift it to his/her ear, yank the ring pull and risk an explosion of fizzy beer jetting over their person. An exploding can/wet body equals dismissal from the game. Winners must drink until the last shaken can is pulled.

De Niro: "We play Beer Hunter with ninety shaken cans!"
Viet Cong: "Wah!? You mad or something?"
De Niro: "Ninety, I say!"
Viet Cong: "Err..OK. We think you pletty stupid though."
Walken: "Oh Jesus, Jesus!"
De Niro: "There's still an unshaken can on that table. Go for it."
Pop, fizz. Walken loses Beer Hunter.

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One Beer

(n): The act of going out, with full intentions of having just that "one beer", but always failing, through peer pressure and lack of self control, into getting shit-pants drunk.

"Let's just have one beer tonight, I have to wake up stupid early tomorrow."

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beer burgler

One who staggers drunkenly around stealing the dregs of everybody elses drinks whilst they are on the dancefloor.

Some fucking beer burgler has knocked my pint off.

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Beer Muster

A get together designed to build morale and courage through intake of heroic amounts of alcoholic beverages, primarily beer.

May or may not have been done in WWII by your grandpa. If he did, it was 2.5% alcohol 8oz beer cans, and he only had 2- but he felt invincible afterwards.

What time is beer muster? No, seriously- we can't figure out...

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