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Fellatio performed while playing the ever-popular iPhone app, Angry Birds
My Boner Birds from my girlfriend was awesome last night right before I went to bed.
Where you gut a bird and use it as a condom. Usually used as a last resort on prom night. Slogans include: "Protect your pecker with a pecker".."Don't bang your bird without your bird".."Let the bird see your worm".."Birds love seeds, give them your seed"
Elliot had nothing to use on prom night, as a last minute thought he gutted this poor sparrow and made a Bird Condom. He used that instead, safe to say for the least of it, he protected his pecker.
An english teacher that caws like a bird and makes randy jokes like "Calpurnia should get on the stick." She can be noticed by her noah and the ark dress, and she keeps information on all of her students in a desk drawer, "just in case." She lives in a tree.
"I hated English today."
"Yeah, that woman is such a bird-lady."
When a person plays an "air guitar" but uses his penis for the strings.
Perry played the best bird guitar solo to "Guns N Roses - November Rain"
Dead Birds por vida is a Visalia/Tulare 'crew' made up of a few friends. All had to go through initiation, not counting the founders and a member, Finch.
The majority are against ignorance, and such. Basically, A bunch of nobodies with no life.
It's a joke, not meant to offend hardcore gangs, but just go mock the ignorance that goes a long with it.
They pose no threat...to anyone...except themselves.
Yo momma; Oh shit! Here come the dead birds!
Me; What the hell are you talking about? It's only a bunch of wierdos...
An attractive female only interested in some quick action with a morally lacking man.Although it can be used to insult the female persuasion, it is generally a rather common occurence.Wants the excitement of the chase but none of the drama of a relationship.
Slang for hoochie, but with positive conotations. "Girl, you a crazy ass hoe bird!!"
Not to be confused with hoodrat, as this female is in complete control of her actions and takes a certain amount of pride in all that she endeavors to complete.
"Man, that girl be a hoe bird, trying to get a lunch meet at the Rode Hard Motel."
The act of teaching a parrot to say obscene words or phrases.
iDude, my dirty birding worked. Now my parrot telling people to go f*ck themselves./i