once in a blue moon

To do something on a very rare occasion.

Stephan will come to the office once in a blue moon.

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Moon man status

In the mental/physical state of being extremely high, drunk, or a pleasant combination of the two. (more commonly used when referring to being high from marijuana) Much like transcending to a higher plane of existence where one feels happily numb, dazed, hazed, or blazed; hence the "Moon Man" name.

props to Kid Cudi

I smoked so much dank last night, I was on moon man status.

Im feelin myself homie I got moon man status!

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moon pie face

A round face therefore, it is shaped like a moon pie. Most of the time the face is either fleshy, chubby, or plump.

She has a moon pie face.

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shoot the moon

to throw up from consuming to much alcohol

"man i drank to much pabst i feel like i need to shoot the moon!"

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bloody moon rat

1. A more artistic description for a used Tampon.

2. When a woman pulls out a tampon once it is "full" it resembles a "red rodent". The string being the tail, and the absorbant being the body.

"I'll be a few minutes late, I gotta flush a bloody moon rat."

"Every month I give birth to a litter of bloody moon rats."

"You know it's a bad movie when you see bloody moon rats crawling down the screen."

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Moon Head(s)

Moon Heads are thugs (or chavs in britian) who can barely string together simple sentences without the use of the F word.

An easy way to detect a moon head is the repeated use of the phrase "arghh mate it woz such a batty crease", a Slight over bite, usually a dimond earing and the trait that got them their name; their huge, oily, spotty, shaven skulls.

In some cases they will have thick circular glasses and/or will be very short

----CAUTION----
These will be the cockiest little sh*ts you will ever meet, try and avoid this breed of Moon Heads.

Moon Head: "F*cking hell, you F*cking emo!? "

Man: "Erm no i'm just wearing skinny jeans lol."

*Moon Head turns to it's Moon Head(s)*

Moon Head: "ahhhaha f*cking mate!? f*cking batty crease mate, f*cking emo wearing f*cking skinny jeans - F*cking state mate, i f*cking tell you Haha"

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dark side of the moon

The CD that your children will listen to when they are poking smot.

Jeffrey: Hey, Phil, you wanna come over to my house today? I bought some marijuana from Bobby at recess!
Phil: Sure, Jeff, sounds great! I'll bring Dark Side of the Moon!

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