"White"-Person

Any person who considers him or herself as "white", and, who is considered as "white" by a substantial number of other persons who consider themselves as "white", and who generally functions as "white" in all places at all times.

It appears that being "white" is a result of what one has the ability to 'do' in addition to what has done to them.

For example, logically speaking a "White" person has the abilty to practice White supremacy/racsim, while at the same time cannot be subject to that same system of mistreatment on the basis of "Color".

Being "white" seems to have little to do with appearance. Since there are millions of people who are classified as "white" that have darker skin than people classified as 'non-white'.

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boat person

People who do not conduct themselves within the social norms.
i.e., as if they lived on a boat for a period in their lives when one learns how to interact with others in a non-awkward fashion.

-"why would he say something like that? He's so wierd."
--"totally awkward. what a boat person."

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personal slang

for retards that can't spell, so they make up their own variation of a word.

Person1: Elglish is slang for English

Person2: it's not a word

Person1: it's personal slang, I just made it up.

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Person Bible

An imaginary book that certain people keep remembering everything another person of interest has done.

"Did you see his hair today"
"oh yea did you write it in your person bible?"

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the awesomest person

this person must be tall, smart, a basketballer, (: confident, smiley, outrageously funny, super duper nice, and an exceptional artist.

Brett is the awesomest person because he fufills the requirments to its fullest!

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person first

Policitally correct way of referring to someone who isn't normal. Basically it means that they're so fucked up, you need to remind everyone that they're even a person.

I'm not crippled, I'm a person with a disability.

He's not an autistic fuck, he's a person with autism.

He's not a downs, he's a person with Down's Syndrome.

Whoops, forgot that you're a person first.

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bad person

going to as many volleyball games as someone who's not even on the team

You're a bad person. Actually. I've gone to as many volleyball games as you and I'm not even on the team. Literally the definition of a bad person.

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