triple play

1) A rare event in baseball where the defense is able to record all 3 outs in the inning through one pitch. There has to be two runners on base for this to happen.

2) A special from Comcast in which they can provide you Cable, Internet, and Phone for just $99 each!

3) One of the worst situations a guy can be in. It's when his stomach, lower back, and balls all hurt at the same time. Your stomach feels 3 sizes bigger, your back hurts like mess, and your balls feel like they're about to burst. The best way to treat is to lay down.

1) Broadcaster: And the pitch...SWING AND A MISS STRIKE THREE! Wait, runner goes for second, the throw, they got him stuck, he's tagged out AND WAIT! RUNNER GOING FOR HOME, THE THROW...HE'S OUT AT HOME! HOLY MOLY A TRIPLE PLAY! 3 OUTS AND THE INNING IS OVER!

2) I got that triple play from Comcast. Now I can do three things at once and still be out of my wallet.

3)
Why is Kyle walking so weird?
He's got a triple play going on today.
Ouch.

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Play Girl

A gay version of the magazine "Play Boy". Includes photoshoots of men posing or touching themselves.

"Hey Tham"Sam" with a gay lisp you should come over and look we can read Play Girls.

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play battleship

To sit at a table with someone while you both have laptops open, opposite one another, as if you were playing battleship.

Dude A: Ugh. I can't believe your didn't pay your internet bill. I really need to check my email.

Dude B: Whatever, let's just take our laptops to Costa Coffee and play battleship.

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Well played

To get killed by a player camping or spamming. To the point it bothers you.

Well played, i was killed by a camper.

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j play

It sands for just playing, it is also commonly referred to as jp, but it rhymes!

Your fat. J PLAY!!!!!

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Playing the Cello

1. Licking ass.

2. What one calls the way a cat cleans its ass.

3. Inserting a screwdriver into the rectum.

1. You wanna play the cello before or after the rusty trumpet, slut?

2. Whoa, check out that fat puss cleaning its puckered ass!

3. He wouldn't tell us about the skrilla, so we played his cello yo! He went mad loud on the facts.

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play with me

Meaning, “hang out with me”

I tried seeing if Abby would play with me, but she’s a shit and didn’t text me back

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