That walk to the toilet when you haven't hit poop sweat stage, but your body is done waiting for you to go to the bathroom voluntarily.
Man, I had to poop waddle to the nearest bathroom after that long car ride.
looking in the toilet and observing your poop after you have crapped it out
I think I saw John take a poop glance trying to find last night corn and mashed potatoes.
The kind of shit that you take in the morning after waking up, and have no idea how it's so massive and beastly.
Wow, what a werewolf poop.
I had a werewolf poop this morning, even though my diet has zero fibre in it.
When your playing a game but your shit is turtling out of your ass so you go to the toilet, pinch a little off, and wipe to save time and get back to the game quicker.
You: Oh crap man I got to poop
Friend: But we are in a competitive match, we need you.
You: Don't worry I'll go Shit-Pooping
Something to say to break a silence at any point in time.
*awkward silence*
"Poop in a brown"
the poop faggot is the poop faggot
Brian: Where the fuck did James go?
Sarah: I don't know, but he's a sexy poop faggot
A piece of excrement lowered to 32 degrees Fahrenheit or less
I found a piece of frozen poop in my igloo today