put your minchia in the stinkia

To perform anal sex, to sodomize

(Minchia is dialectical Italian - Sicilian - meaning penis)

from the film Uncle Meat - the guy from Alabama explains the word minchia, then points at a girl's naked ass and says "d'you put your minchia in the stinkia?"

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puts the scene in obscene

The phrase you use for a scene girl or scene boy who wears obscene things and/or acts obscene.

"She puts the scene in obscene!"

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put jaba in his hut

a way of asking to have sex with someone

hey, lets go in the janitor's closet and put jaba in his hut

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Putting Lead In Your Pencil

From the Journal Of The Royal Society Of Medicine. To insert a foreign object into ones Urethra for sexual pleasure especially during masturbation. Damn Doctors U got scary black humour.

A 62-year-old man was referred to us from a nursing home by staff concerned that he had apparently passed a small household (AAA size) battery per urethra. The patient was in pain with difficulty in passing urine. Relevant in his past medical history was that one year previously we had endoscopically removed a pen lid from his bulbar urethra.

An X-ray of his pelvis revealed what appeared to be two dense foreign bodies in his urethra. Urethroscopy revealed two AAA size household batteries lodged in his bulbar urethra. On further questioning at discharge, the patient admitted to inserting three AAA sized batteries into his urethra for sexual gratification during masturbation four weeks earlier. The Doctors decided to call it putting lead in your pencil, the age old euphemism for sexual vigour and erections.

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i put on my wizard hat

Made famous by the Bash.org Top 100 list, "I put on my robe and my wizard hat" refers to the fake cyber sex dialogues of BloodNinja.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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Put the pussy on the chain wax

To tear that pussy up!

I put the pussy on the chain wax last night!

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put some respeck on my name

An expression coined in 2016 by Baby aka Birdman;

Commonly used in response of being disrespected, lied on, and/or when someone has got you completely fucked up.

Don: 'Yo Brandon! I heard you were dancing w/ the girl with no teeth last night.'

Brandon: 'Put some respeck on my name, plehboi. Yerd Me?'

respeck respeck my name respeck it

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