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When you are in a really bad situation and you can't do anything about it. You're screwed or got screwed over.
Mary: "I just broke my phone charger, I can't get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%."
John: "That's some milky shit."
A veiny train that pushes the brown express back into the tunnel.
-"Lord Archer, would you kindly turn round so I can clean your drains?"
-"Ok governor, but hurry it up you shit shunter, I have to write two novels by tea time."
when college students goto pizza buffet night, drink lots of beer, then drive around town until one of them shit his/her pants.
I'm glad it wasn't my car we played shit roulettee in, because that Cici"s Pizza shit really stinks.
Being unable to shit due to excess use of opiates. Laxatives are Jesus.
Bro I literally had the opiate shits so bad last night after downing those trammies.
When a Guy has Saggy Pants and from Behind it looks like he took a Massive Shit in his Pants.
Hey Babs, Look at Sean, He's got a Comer Shit!
It's like the person said something that was pointing out the obvious....kinda like "no duhh!"
person one: The sky is blue!!
Person two: No Shit Sherlock!!
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